WHERE IT ALL STARTED: 1/5/09 - 1/31/09


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1/5/09
Pikeville, KY

So here I sit at my messy ass cubicle counting the days and numbers and infractions till Mouse gets here to pick my ass up so we can get back on the road together. It was really nice of her to stop by and stay the night with me on her way to Mass.

Ahh man, I spoke to a woman earlier on the phone who only donates to her church. Bitch.

I still can't believe I am one of their top callers. All I do is get all agro with almost everyone I talk to and bully them into giving cash to these fascist bastards.

Oh well.. at times you gotta do what you gotta do to fill in those habits.

I need a fifth.
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?, KY
1/7/09

119 West.

I don't know where the fuck we are. All I know is I filled 16 bottles of Mountain Dew up with Natural Ice and I see a bunch of empty bottles of Mountain Dew now, I think I'm drunk.

Front Seat.

Alive.

These other kids are pretty cool except for Twitch, he can go and fuck himself.

Hungover from last night, I think that's hangover # three for this year so far.
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Louisville, KY
1/15/09

Well. Here I am alone with Trooper Mike and Annahells dog. In dire need of company. I ran into Brad Hill yesterday. Yup.

Kinda been non stop drunk lately, I guess that's why my sides hurt. Well, I'm gonna go and jerk off, drink some and write a little on the old typer.

Oh I also pissed in the vents here my first day. Luckily nobody is mad.
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Louisville, KY
1/19/09

Man what a fucking day. Went to the KY/IN line and flew a sign for a little over an hour. Made just a little over $80, got a half gallon and froze my ass off. I remember once me and my grandmother were going somewhere and saw this guy flying a sign. She told me to never be that man, to never be free I guess is what she was trying to say.

Well, I've been hopping trains and doing this and that for a few years now. Sorry G-Ma I am that man, maybe not a heart cause my mentality is a lot different then that of the kids I meet out here but in all I guess I am that man.

After all if you are not free you are flawed.

Oh, also got laid a few nights ago. It was all good till I woke upo and found her arms clutched around my little figure of a body.

Well, after a few glasses of whiskey I am afraid I may never see Joel again, we have hit it off pretty good. He has became sort of a brother to me. I might hit the road with him, then again I may stay here at this place. I have no clue.

Also miss Jaxon a lot, hell. I would set myself on fire for all that back.
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Louisville, KY
1/20/09

Woke up with a half gallon still in my hands.

Alone and still slightly drunk.

Radio static and thoughts of you.

Half empty and half full.

Maybe I'm sad? Maybe I'm still piss drunk?

Or it could just be the static on the radio.
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Louisville, KY
1/21/09

I don't think I know the day. Hangover # 15 so far.

Alcohol DT's

Bad day.

There's a fire outside.
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1/22/09

I packed my stuff up. Also think I may have pissed my pants last night?

Curled my knee. Lost my favorite pen and heading south.
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?, KY
1/24/09

Where the hell are we, I mean really? are you serious?

I know we are SW KY. 83 miles or so from Louisville.

Oh well. Got a ride pretty quick. Busted at the train yard yesterday. To drunk to ride I guess so maybe it was a good thing?

Oh also lost my damn pen again. And if we sleep outside tonight... we will die. It is roughly around 10 degrees now. So hopefully they don't kick us out of this Pilot.
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1/25/09
Atlanta, GA

Fuck FRANK!!!

Woke up wet as all hell, cold. I think I also have another nose bleed. Puonded a couple tall boys and hit the road. Got a bunch of free food from a Burger King, got kicked out of the Pilot and slept outside a Cracker Barrel

Got a ride from some born again Christan dude. whatever just give us a ride man!!!

Ran into this dude we just called Frank. He got a ride pretty quick.. so in all? FUCK FRANK!!!

At least we made it out of that shit hole in KY. A good ride tho, and thanks to that family that took us to Elizabeth Town.

Now we are in hell. Atlanta is hell!

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1/26/09
Atlanta, GA

So we slept in a park last night awoken by two cops. One said "Oh man there's two of them" hahahaha

Then we went through the whole ordeal with those asshole. After we left the park we rounded up a few tall boys. Crazy Stallions at that.

Hopefully we will get out today.
(A few hours later)

Still here, after drinking those tall boys man we have walked over ten miles. Now I'm sober and tired.

So we're sleeping under an overpass tonight. I hope I don't have to tab some bum with this crazy ass John Rambo knife haha.

I hope it doesn't rain

I also hope I don't have to cut a bum.

Off ta bed!!
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?, GA
1/27/09

Woke up to so much fog I could barely breath. Packed our bags and ventured to the on ramp. Sat with out thumbs to the sky forever.

Decided to venture off through a back road adjacent to the interstate.Met a dead end so I decided to piss, as I pulled out my cock an angel appeared. Her name was Leslie. Leslie D at that. She took us out of Atlanta at least to a truck stop 40 some miles south of Atlanta on the 75 S.

Gave us a few bucks and food, slao some smokes.... oh did I mention her dead dads last smoke? yeah she did. She also gave me her A.A. coin.

Big Dave was her fathers name, haha. I get a laugh out of this shit.I wonder if anyone else can see this lady?

Are me and Joel talking to an Angel?

And what in the hell possessed us to walk to that dead end where we just happened to meet her at a stop sign.

Anyways.. I know she saw my cock.

Now we sit in the woods behind a punched in shop where we bought beer. Now where???

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?, GA
1/28/09

What a messed up trip, no matter where we go its like we run into destiny. Anyways I'll get into that.

Walked to the beer store this morning while Joel jerked off. He also stepped in Human shit last night. Or maybe Bigfoot shit?

Got back to the little camp we made and got a good buzz. Went and flew a sign made a little over $30 in 15 mins. Then got kicked out of the Flying J.

BUT NOW WE HAVE A STRAIGHT SHOT TO GAINESVILLE, FL!!!!

A guy named Bill picked us up a hour ago, we are chilling in the bed of his truck, so far he has given us a lot of Irish Whiskey and let us drink beer back here.And he also told us he was in daytona beach the day they shut the titties down haha.

"I was there the day they shut the titties down, now at Daytona Beach at the bike shows its $100 a tit. If caught"
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1/28/09
Gainesville, FL

Well, we are here.lets see what happens?
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Gainesville, FL
1/29/09

I wonder at times when survival fell out of the minds of everyone?

All people care about is their favorite shows and everyday norm of life. Man I love it out here.Which I'm starting to get a cold, sleeping bags soaked and it rained on us for 7 hours straight. FUCK!!

Leaving for Daytona tomorrow so I can see Rosie again, she had better not still be in love with me still.

Oh. I fell off a goddamn roof last night. Broke my phone and hurt my knee. Thankfully that's all I hurt.

Looks like me and Joel are sharing a sleeping bag tonight while mine dries.

I'm drunk.
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1/30/09
Gainesville I think?

We left today for Daytona. Hung with a old friend of mine named Joe, he's from Burlington, VT... another one of my stomping grounds.

I love hearing my name from across the street in a different city and or state.

Walked so damn much today it actually hurt. Got one ride. It was this old black man named Cooper. Her gave us a couple drinks of moonshine and a hot weenie that was in his floor board, opened and had a bite already taken out of it.

We ate it.

Walked a few more miles to this shitty town where we made camp for the night. Flew a sign out in front of a store and made over $20 and a bunch of free food.

That's where the "So watcha want to eat? some fig bars, sunny d or some shit?
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1/31/09

I don't know dude. Don't ask me. My birthday is coming up.

But I really don't know right now. I got the hangover count for this month. #23.

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